Wetin be d biggest valentine gift u don ever recieve

me na card lol!!!

CHEF HUSBAND COOKS WIFE FOR 4DAY
he stuffed his wife's body in a 55-gallon drum of boiling water, keeping it submerged with weights and mixing what remained with other waste before disposing of it.
He said the only thing left was his wife's skull, which he stashed at his mother's house.

CHAI !!! I NO FIT TALK MEHN!!

 

U NA REMEMBER SAY EMEKA IKE {FINEST BOI} TAKE BREAK FROM ACTING COME DE HEAD SCHOOL, WELL THEM SAY COURT DON CLOSE DOWN HIM SCHOOL BECAUSE OF WAHALA WEY HIM DE GET WIT NIEGHBOURS.
DEM BERA SORT D AM OUT OOO 
HE'S OUR SWEETY OOO!